Thursday, April 29, 2010

Question Time 29th April 2010


Question Time this week comes Birmingham and will be, after a delay for the 10 O'Clock News, broadcast straight after the BBC's stab at the 3rd Leaders' Debate. It will be broadcast live so that both the audience and panel are able to comment on it.

On the panel tonight are Schools Secretary Ed "Blinky" Balls, BBC favourite St. Vince "I've predicted 17 of the last 2 recessions" Cable, the SNP leader Alex "Not playing with the big boys tonight" Salmond and the broadcaster and journalist Janet Street Porter. Please do not adjust your sets....yes, that really is her voice. As of 6:30pm when I typed this, the identity of the Conservative had not been confirmed.

For those playing B-BBC Buzzword Bingo this week, we'll be playing by the "Foot In Mouth Rules", meaning that "bigots" are wild, and those playing "Israeli Organ Havesting", "Nazi Salute" and "Fake Nurses" don't have to resign and sit out the rest of the game but those with "Clause28" do.

TheEye and David Mosque will be maintaining a two-party race, so vote None Of The Above here just after 10:30pm.

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The 3rd Leaders' Debate LiveChat

Tonight will be a live-blogging double-bill, starting with the second Leaders' Debate and rounding off with Question Time and This Week.

The Leaders' Debate is a joint LiveBlog collaboration with a host of other splendid blogs; on Biased-BBC, All Seeing Eye, Barking Spider, Corrugated Soundbite, Dick Puddlecote, Governmentitus, GrumpyOldTwat, Man Widdicombe, Subrosa and The Red Rag. Ten blogs, one livechat! If you haven't tried some of those other blogs before then please do - their authors have all been part of the Question Time chat before so you'll be right at home.

Moderators for this part of the evening will be AllSeeingEye, David Mosque and QT chat regular Daniel1979.

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Border Control

Amidst all of the uproar about Arizona implementing a law to make it illegal to be illegal, it seems that border control is done differently in other countries.

Hamas is claiming Egypt pumped poison gas into an underground tunnel between Egypt and Gaza, killing four Palestinians. These are the tunnels, remember, used by smugglers and terrorists to bring in everything from weapons to luxury cars. Perhaps this time they were smuggling poison gas to load on to the rockets that they fire daily at Israel and it just went a bit wrong?

Even taking this muted and unremarked-upon news at face value - just imagine what the response would have been if the Israelis had done exactly the same thing?

(cross-posted at ATangledWeb)

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Cigarette Taxes Up In Gib - Riots?

Today the Gibraltar Parliament is given the Estimates of Revenue and Expenditure for 2010/2011...which won't be exciting and we won't be live-blogging it here. However, preempting these announcements, Chief Minister Peter Caruana yesterday caught everybody on the hop with an immediate change in import duty. Petrol up 4p a litre and diesel by 8p, but that's not the killer.

It's a massive extra 7p on a packet of cigarettes.

That means that 20 B&H cost £1.60 a packet here now. You overtaxing greedy bastards.

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Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Leaders' Debate and QT Liveblogging 29th April


This Thursday evening again brings a double-bill of liveblogging.... 

"You lucky people", as Tommy Trinder used to say.

First up at 8.30pm we will be live blogging the 3rd Leaders' Debate which is being broadcast on the BBC between 8.30pm and 10:00pm. Rather like the last Debate chat this promises to be great fun as once again 10 blogs will all be hosting it simultaneously. Let's see if Dimbleby will be as fair and balanced as he is on Question Time! Moderating again we'll have David Mosque, AllSeeingEye and B-BBC QT-chat regular Daniel from Governmentitus.

This 'chat' collaboration will be between All Seeing Eye, Barking Spider, Biased-BBC, Corrugated Soundbite, Dick Puddlecote, Governmentitus, GrumpyOldTwat, Man Widdicombe, Subrosa and The Red Rag, - all excellent and highly recommended blogs. If you haven't been to some of them before then please take this chance to try them out.

After a pause for breath we'll be running our own regular chat for Question Time and This Week starting just before 10:45pm. Hopefully you can make both.

See you here on Thursday night!

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Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Caucasian Law Enforcement Association

"What about..." is a common cry whenever the insidious spectre of political correctness appears. Every comment thread on the subject succumbs to one of two deaths: Godwin's Law or "but what about the Black Policeman's Association". And in a few entertaining car-crash examples, both at the same time.

There is of course no argument to rebutt these. They are killer debate-ending points. We have a National Black Police AssociationNational Association of Muslim Police, even a Pagan one forGorvannon'ssakes, and the daringly non-PC PCs at the Christian Police Association (Motto: "Brianch News - There is no news at present. Please visit again later" and clearly written by someone to whom html means a small and tricky Scrabble hand). However a search for a White Police Association takes you to a Blogspot blog with 11 followers, mostly self-identified BNP, which hasn't been updated in 9 months.

Any suggestion on blog threads that "someone should try to set one up, see what happens", usually leads to replies hinting at black helicopters landing on your lawn, or a politically correct lynchmob abducting the instigator and dropping them in a tub filled with hungry candiru fish.* And someone then always says that the NBPA is open to all, to which someone always points out that non-blacks can only be Associate Members; and so the circle of pointless discussion becomes complete.

Which is why we should be thankful for Harris County Deputy Daniel McCool who, two months ago, "standing up for equality of opportunity in local law enforcement", founded the Caucasian Law Enforcement Association (website holding page only so story here):

McCool said the organization grew out of his skepticism about the integrity of the hiring practices of Sheriff Adrian Garcia. McCool has no evidence of wrongdoing, but said he believes some employees have been hired or received plum assignments “just because (they) know somebody or just because of an affirmative-action-type decision.”
So he's raised the flag on what has blatantly been happening on both sides of the Pond for years. 

A sheriff's spokesman insisted there is no discrimination in personnel decisions. “All hirings are done on merit and qualifications,” said Alan Bernstein, the sheriff's director of public affairs.

Yep. And that's a flypast of Gloucester Old Spots.
And so they lined up to take a pop at the lad. Spot the non-discriminatory, unbiased organisation titles (in bold if you can't be bothered).

Mexican American Sheriff's Organization President Albert Rivera criticized McCool for weakening the voice of law enforcement labor by making it more difficult to present a unified front to Sheriff's Office management.

“An organization of this type would seemingly attempt to open up old wounds and create more delay in the healing process” after past racist and discriminatory practices in the department, Afro-American Sheriff's Deputy League President James Phillips said in a news release. “Unless this Caucasian organization can define its philosophy on what it cites as ‘equal opportunity for all,' we will oppose such (a) group.
So, is this new organisation some Trojan Horse for the establishment of a neo-Nazi Schutzstaffel or Sturmabteilung? No, nothing so exciting.

The new association's stated objectives are better working conditions, improving pay and promoting the interests of its members. McCool emphasized he intends to advocate for merit as the primary criterion for hiring and promotion. When asked why he uses the word “Caucasian” in the group name, he said, “From a marketing standpoint, the sky's the limit. There are no other groups out there.”
There is, of course some precedent for this. In 1993, a small number of Houston Police Department employees formed the White Houston Officers Association. The group formed after 106 black and Hispanic officers received promotions as the result of a settlement of a discrimination lawsuit but is now defunct.

So who can join? He's keeping the options legally open, but with finely crafted caveats:

McCool said the group is open to members from any race or ethnicity and from any law enforcement agency in Texas. “There are several hundred groups in the state of Texas that have their name tied to either a heritage or ethnic group to ensure fair representation. Ours is the same,” he said.

McCool did ask the U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission for permission to bar certain people from joining, he said. “I didn't want to have any Aryan brothers or any member of a white supremacist group,” McCool said. “At the same time, I didn't want a member of La Raza or a Black Panther group.”

So there we go...it can be done if someone has the backbone to put their career on the line (because that is what it takes). Next time you see a thread or discussion about this, point out that it can be done and it is being done.

* Cheers Original DK. Gone but not forgotten.

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Hide The Decline: The Lawsuit!

We all remember the Global Warming parody video "Hide the Decline," which has had more than 500,000 viewers on YouTube. It features a cat with a guitar, a talking tree, and a dancing figure sporting the image of Professor Mann. 
Mann has finally responded to it, and in the traditional response of snake-oil salesmen, charlatans, crooks and liars everywhere - he's going to sue. Interestingly, it's the use of his image that Mann is complaining about, arguing that the video supports "efforts to sell various products and merchandise" rather than the fact it shows the world that he's a twat.
 "The guy is crazy to threaten legal action," said Jeff Davis, the President of No Cap and Trade, a large organization that includes the group Mann is threatening to sue, Minnesotans for Global Warming. "A lawsuit would give us full discovery - and there's a lot to look at in his work." The revelations of the leaked e-mails brought into question the methodology used to prove the Earth is getting hotter, and the phrase "hide the decline" became a catchphrase for questioning a human role in global warming.

Mann faced investigations both by Penn State and in England. While both found his work acceptable, critics have nevertheless charged that the probes were superficial and have prevented a closer analysis of the science upon which his view of global warming is based.

In his letter Mann threatened legal action, claiming the spoof video "illegally used his image and defamed him."

Davis and No Cap and Trade said they welcome the lawsuit. The group is eager to conduct an in-depth probe of Mann's work and "finally look at how it was done. We understand why Michael Mann is eager to silence public discussion of the hockey stick scandal, but truth is an absolute defense."
They've even done another video. Smoother and more polished than the original, it's a worthy followup.


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Sunday, April 25, 2010

Spot The Difference: FCO Edition

The Foreign Office is currently £110 million over budget and engaged in an operation to close Embassies, insult the Pope and generally withdraw from the diplomatic arena in the face of Baroness Ashtray and her army of EU diplo-cyborgs. Whilst that might dent the traditional role of the FCO - pandering to our enemies and surrendering our influence at every opportunity since 1782 - it obviously puts it right in line for that most important of great steps forward: The Rebranding.

So compare and contrast these:


Exhibit A and Exhibit B, or, if you prefer, Before and After.

That'll be £80,000 thankyou, Squire.

Value for money? Well ask yourself, does the new typeface ('Frutiger' font, as you didn't ask) exude ‘‘Power to influence”? It does according to the glossy brochure. At least chavs and uneducated types will appreciate the removal of the Royal motto ‘Dieu et mon droit’ and the motto of the Order of the Garter ‘Honi soit qui mal y pense’ from the FCO website.
According to the FCO, its new brand represents six words: ‘Empowering, Insightful, Principled, Persuasive, Strategic and Intelligent’.

The temptation to sum it up with one ruder word, though, is strong.

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May 20th: Everybody Draw Mohammed Day

Oh my God they've beheaded Kenny....Spotted on NoDhimmitude 

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Saturday, April 24, 2010

German Muslim Minister for Integration Calls For Crucifix Ban

After the moves to ban burquas in some countries across the continent of Europe comes the backlash against the backlash. And does anything sound familiar about appointing a token Muslim female to head up a social cohesion drive? *cough* Baroness Warsi *cough*

The designated social minister in Lower Saxony – Germany’s first woman Muslim state minister – has called for crucifixes to be removed from state schools, saying they have as little place there as headscarves.

Christian symbols do not belong in state schools. School should be a neutral place,” said Aygül Özkan, who is a member of the conservative Christian Democratic Union (CDU) and will be made Lower Saxony's social minister next week.

Although it appears she wants to apply restrictions across the board...
She also stressed her support for the ban on headscarves in such schools – as well as accepting that church schools would be an exception from a crucifix ban.
This might technically allow sidestepping of any discrimination legislation but forgets (or deliberately sidesteps) the fundamental Christian nature of Western Europe. Putting a local culture and an alien culture on a level of legal and moral parity is perverse and misguided....or, as seems to be the case these days....par for the course.

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Friday, April 23, 2010

Ban The Bercow

Vintage Nigel...

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AllSeeingEye BlogMeet Gibraltar

Blogging may be light or lightheaded over the next week, as contributor to this blog St Crispin will be in the neighbourhood as from today.

The occasion is due to the visit of Type-23 frigate HMS Kent which is providing the platform for the final element of the Principal Warfare Officers’ Course. The PWO course is a major career course for RN officers: it lasts for nine months and prepares officers for a role in which they co-ordinate a ship’s Operations Room and fight the ship on behalf of the Captain.

HMS Kent will also take part in next week’s Exercise Med Gun in which about twenty personnel, a mix of Naval Gunfire Liaison Officers and members of the Submarine Parachute Assistance Group, will develop their parachute skills. On Monday evening, parachute training will be carried out in the Mediterranean and on Tuesday in the Bay of Gibraltar.

If anyone fancies a Horse's Neck or two in HMS Rooke over the next few days, drop an email to the usual address!

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Thursday, April 22, 2010

Question Time 22 April 2010


Question Time this week comes London, and will be broadcast live so that both the audience and panel are able to watch the prime ministerial debate earlier in the evening and comment on it. It's not clear if they will have read any of our LiveBlog comments, which of course will put them at a disadvantage.

On the panel tonight are Work and Pensions Secretary Yvette Cooper, the Shadow Foreign Secretary William Hague, the former Liberal Democrat leader Ming Campbell, Plaid Cymru's leader at Westminster Elfyn Llwyd and the Daily Mail journalist Dame Ann Leslie.

TheEye and David Mosque have resisted any surge by cheap-suited third-party Moderators, so vote early and vote often here at 10:30pm.

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2nd Leaders' Debate Liveblogging

Tonight will be a live-blogging double-bill, starting with the second Leaders' Debate and rounding off with Question Time and This Week.

The Leaders' Debate is a joint LiveBlog collaboration with a host of other splendid blogs; here on All Seeing Eye, and on Barking Spider, Biased-BBC, Corrugated Soundbite, Dick Puddlecote, Governmentitus, GrumpyOldTwat, Man Widdicombe, Subrosa and ToryTottyOnline. Ten blogs, one livechat! If you haven't tried some of those other blogs before then please do - their authors have all been part of the Question Time chat before so you'll be right at home.

Moderators for this part of the evening will be AllSeeingEye, David Mosque and QT chat regular Daniel1979.

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Panic Over. Doormen Not On Strike

Once again, it seems, the Socialist Menace has been averted. Militant trade union activists have pulled back from the brink of causing social chaos and anarchy on the streets.

For the Great New York Doorman Strike of 2010 has been called off.

Under the marvellous headline "Deal Reached That Averts a Walkout by Doormen" (what would they walk out from, eh?) the Fish Wrap of Record, the New York Times, tells us that the strike scheduled to start in a few hours time (7am Wednesday there) will not happen after last minute talks.

The strike could have had truly terrifying effects on the very fabric of all we hold dear:
Along with picket lines in front of many of their homes, they would have been confronted with the loss of the people who sign for their packages, carry their luggage and let the pizza deliverers and dog walkers into the building. Residents of many buildings had been asked to pitch in to sort the mail, announce visitors by intercom, operate elevators and haul garbage to the curb if necessary.
In other words, the things that us less sophisticated people have to ourselves every day. If we were MPs, we'd notice, but thankfully we are all spared that shame.

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Wednesday, April 21, 2010

How Gay Is Gay Enough?

There are times when you just need to pause, take a deep breath, and ask yourself: "What would Iain Dale do?". We see that:

Three bisexual men filed a lawsuit in Seattle, Washington against the North American Gay Amateur Athletic Alliance (NAGAAA) claiming they were discriminated against for not being gay enough to participate in the organization's Gay Softball World Series, The Seattle Times reported Tuesday evening.

The three men who filed the suit, Steven Apilado, LaRon Charles and Jon Russ, claim their softball team, D2, was disqualified from participating in the softball championship because the alliance ruled they were "nongay."

Ooh, get you! There will be handbags...

After D2 qualified for the 2008 championship series, the NAGAAA held a hearing to determine the sexual orientation of D2 players. The plaintiffs allege they were asked "personal and intrusive questions" about their sexual attractions and desires. At one point during the questioning, D2 players were allegedly told, "This is the Gay World Series, not the Bisexual World Series."
So they are complaining that someone showed them pictures of breasts and asked if that didn't work for them just a teeny tiny bit? This being in America, of course it's got nothing to do with...

The men are asking for $75,000 each for emotional distress, are seeking to invalidate the alliance's findings on the men's sexual orientations and to reinstate D2's second-place World Series finish.

...ah yes, money. What a surprise. Why does it always come down to money?

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Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Leaders' Debate and QT Liveblogging Thur 22nd

This Thursday evening brings a double-bill of liveblogging.... 

"You lucky people", as Tommy Trinder used to say.

First up at 8.00pm we will be live blogging the 2nd Live Leaders' Debate which is being broadcast on Sky News between 8.00pm and 9.30pm. Rather like the Budget chat this promises to be great fun as once again 10 blogs will all be hosting it simultaneously. Let's see if Sky do a better job than the lamentable ITV production, and set a standard for the BBC to fail to live up to.

This 'chat' collaboration will be between All Seeing Eye, Barking Spider, Biased-BBC, Corrugated Soundbite, Dick Puddlecote, Governmentitus, GrumpyOldTwat, Man Widdicombe, Subrosa and Tory Totty Online, - all excellent and highly recommended blogs. If you haven't been to some of them before then please take this chance to try them out.

After a pause for breath we'll be running our own regular chat for Question Time and This Week starting at 10:30pm. Hopefully you can make both.

See you here on Thursday night!

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Monday, April 19, 2010

Boris Lashes Cleggover

Boris Johnson is on superb form in the Telegraph today:

"What crouton of substance did Clegg offer last Thursday, in the opaque minestrone of waffle? He wants to get rid of Trident. Great! So Lib Dem foreign policy means voluntarily resigning from the UN Security Council, abandoning all pretensions to world influence, and sub-contracting our nuclear deterrent to France!
They are a bunch of euro-loving road-hump fetishists who are attempting like some defective vacuum cleaner to suck and blow at the same time; and the worst of it is that if you do vote Lib Dem in the demented belief that there could ever be such a thing as a Lib Dem government, you won't get Prime Minister Clegg. You'll get Prime Minister Gordon Brown, for five more holepunch-hurling years, because the Lib Dems almost always vote with Labour."

Excellent stuff.

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NASA News

Taking a break from political goings-on, some Space Shuttle-related news....

This morning (Monday) the shuttle Discovery will land at Kennedy Space Center at 8:48 EDT (1248 GMT). The craft will make a rare "descending node" overflight of the continental US en route to landing in Florida. Here are maps of the shuttle's path if it lands on orbit 222 as planned, or on the next orbit.

There are only a limited number of Shuttle flights yet to fly, so each one is a re-entry closer to consigning this era of space travel to the history books. If you are amongst the US readers of this blog (and welcome) then do your best to get outside and see it.

Spaceweather.com says:  
"...it takes the shuttle about 35 minutes to traverse the path shown... Observers in the northwestern USA will see the shuttle shortly after 5 am PDT blazing like a meteoric fireball through the dawn sky. As Discovery makes its way east, it will enter daylight and fade into the bright blue background. If you can't see the shuttle, however, you might be able to hear it. The shuttle produces a sonic double-boom that reaches the ground about a minute and a half after passing overhead."

For the future, NASA is sending its newest humanoid robot (known as Robonaut2) on board the space shuttle's final mission. R2 is capable of using the same tools as humans, which should be enough to terrify anyone who saw the last 30 seconds of the remade BattleStar Galactica series.

Neil Armstrong, for one, isn't impressed by the future outlined for the US space program as outlined by Obama, and has criticised the proposed revisions to the US space program. Armstrong, along with astronauts James Lovell and Eugene Cernan, calls the proposal 'devastating'. So enjoy it while you can - soon you'll have to be Chinese or Indian to have any chance of success if you want to put "astronaut" on your career choices list at school.

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Lord Monckton At The Tea Party Rally

Global Warming Swindle debunker Lord Christopher Monckton has offered the US a rather promising deal - if they resubmit to British rule and accept the tea tax, he'll take away ObamaCare...

He has given an excellent speech to the Tax Day Tea Party in DC. Enjoy...



The formidable Michele Bachmann also has her say.

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Friday, April 16, 2010

Hangman Wanted, Training Given

This seems to be an interesting job opportunity. TheEye applied (this is true), almost two decades ago, for a vacancy as an executioner in the Caribbean (lots of sun, short hours, rum). Not sure Rhodesia is quite so appealing as a destination though.

A backlog of prisoners waiting for execution has built up in Zimbabwe after the sudden retirement of the official hangman.

The man quit his job after he was said to be struggling with his conscience, now the government is desperately searching for a replacement. About 50 inmates are waiting on death row at Chikurubi maximum security prison outside Harare.

The government has prepared notices and an advertisement offering employment for a part-time hangman which have yet to be published, said Edson Chiota, of the Zimbabwe Association for Crime Prevention and Rehabilitation of the Offender.
 So, what qualifications do you need?
The job requires only a high school education but extra training would seem in order since studies have shown execution by hanging involves knowledge of body weight, human physiology, ropes, knots and basic mechanics.
The job could be well rewarded if bonus payments are performance-related. As a guide; if you do the job well, the re-offending rate should be zero.

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More ID Cards By The Back Door

Seen over on DefenceManagement.com:
Labour to create Veterans ID card
The Labour Party have pledged to provide free ID cards for forces' leavers if re-elected to government.

"A veterans ID card will help veterans access their improved benefits and will be free to service leavers," says the manifesto. "We will continue to strengthen mental health provision in partnership with the Combat Stress charity, and roll out our Welfare Pathway to give personnel and their families better support and advice."
Are there no depths to which the Labour Party won't sink in order to force unwanted and unneeded ID cards down the throats of an unwilling public? It seems that members of the Forces will have to have them to get their due will find that artificial barriers won't be erected in their path if they surrender to the siren voices of civvy bureaucracy. The hope for Labour is, of course, that having carried a Forces ID card for a good few years it will seem as second nature to carry one out of uniform too.

The rest of us will recognise it as another insidious step on the path of making this tool of the police state a future legal requirement in ours.

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Devon PPCs Clash Over Trident

From the BBC we see that the LibDems are trying to carve out a political niche over the future of our nuclear deterrent. Or a clear yellow streak of water, you might say.

Devon MPs have clashed over the future of the UK's Trident nuclear submarines which are refitted at Devonport base in Plymouth.


Nick Harvey, Liberal Democrat candidate for Devon North, said the deterrent should be included in a defence review. Linda Gilroy, Labour candidate for Plymouth Devonport, said the Trident-based system was not for review. Their comments came ahead of a strategic defence review (SDR) due after the election. 

So what do the Conservatives think? This is from the British national public service broadcaster, so of course you have to wait until the BBC's  paragraph 17 for that.

The need for an SDR is obvious and they should be regular and routine, which means that it is stunning for Labour to try to make a virtue out of the fact that, considering we've been at war for years now and they've been in power for 13 years, it is according to them...

The review has been described by the government as the first "root and branch" examination of Britain's defence policy in 10 years.

However, it is Harvey, the LibDem Defence Spokesman ferchrissakes, who displays a woeful understanding of, er, defence.

"There are many other ways we can provide a meaningful nuclear deterrent short of four dedicated submarines solely for that purpose." 

Name two.

Stealth bombers? They are much more detectable and more easily destroyed than submarines and without the range to cover the world in the absence of assistance from other countries. A land-based defence system? The only advantage that gives is the unwashed hippy tree-huggers have somewhere comfortable to camp whilst claiming the dole. Submarines are currently the best method available, with all of the others being either untenable or requiring robust allies which we can rely on. And considering that we can't trust the US enough to back us up against Argentina, that isn't a given.

The BBCs lack of interest in the views of the Party which will form the next Government is shown by the photograph on their story and the associated caption:

Nick Harvey, Linda Gilroy put their views on Trident

Doesn't Gary Streeter, a Conservative MP since 1992 (and relegated to paragraph 17) even get a name check? Maybe this post should have been written for Biased-BBC instead. More from Harvey:

"If we progress as the government plans we are going to spend £104.2bn in today's money retaining for about 2030 to 2060 a cold war-scale nuclear deterrent.

Its roots may have been in the Cold War; a face-off won not by lefty appeasement and gradual surrender but but capitalism and the strength of Margaret Thatcher and Ronald Reagan, but we don't have either of those two colossus' around to help in the containment of the threats from China, North Korea, Iran and two dozen other totalitarian states that Obama believes are his New Best Buddies.

And what of paragraph 17?

 Gary Streeter, Conservative candidate for Devon South West, said: "Trident is one thing we have ruled out of the review because we are rock solid as a party that we do need a nuclear deterrent.
That'll do. Nice and firm. No messing about. No need to prevaricate and confuse the issue by saying anything like...

"There's an argument about the number of warheads we need and the number of submarines we need...

*sigh* And you were doing so well for a second.

As for the views of the person who will be making the final decsion on Trident? To paraphrase the words of Liam Fox on the subject: compare the cost of Trident replacement against the London Olympics. Same money, but one lasts for 30 years, the other for 2 weeks. No contest.

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Thursday, April 15, 2010

Question Time 15th April 2010

On a day when all political programmes are bound to be obscured by a certain televised debate between somebody who is shortly going to stop being Prime Minister, somebody who is about to start being Prime Minister, and somebody else; Question Time this week comes from London.

On the panel this week we have a six-pack of Ed Miliband, Michael Gove, David Laws, Nigel Farage Universal-Shami Chakrabarti and John Sergeant.

For those who wish to take part in the Biased-BBC Buzzword Bingo, we will be playing by the "Election Slogan Rules" meaning that anyone with "Fire Up The Quattro", "Death Tax", "Back to the 80's" and "Job Tax" on a diagonal line should play their Jokers early. Special prizes will be awarded for blasts from the past such as these 100 year old Tory ones "Free Trade Victim", "Build a Navy", "Hurrah For Tariff Reform" and "The Lords Trust The People!"

Once again TheEye and David Mosque will be risking an ASBO for swearing at politicians on the televison too loudly, and we look forward to the pleasure of your company at 10:30pm UK time.

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The Art Of Causing Offence And Naming Ships

Further evidence, if it were needed, that Obama and Brown are cut from the same military-despising cloth. It seems that the US Navy is planning to name the newest San Antonio class amphibious landing ship after corrupt, sleazy, traitorous politician John Murtha.

According to a Navy memorandum obtained by Navy Times, Navy Secretary Ray Mabus notified Chief of Naval Operations Adm. Gary Roughead that he had selected "John P. Murtha" for the previously unnamed LPD 26. It's the latest example of the Navy breaking a convention for naming its warships; the previous ships in the San Antonio class have been named for American cities.
This move by an Obama appointee is a kick in the teeth to serving US military personnel because Murtha famously accused American Marines of "cold-blooded murder" for defending themselves against an attack by insurgents.

He was a disgrace to the uniform he wore in the Marine Corps and was caught red-handed in the Abscam investigation where FBI operatives posing as intermediaries for Saudi nationals bribed their way through the immigration process into the United States.  He was also named by Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington as one of the 20 most corrupt members of Congress and publically accused everyone who wasn't prepared to vote for B Hussein Obama of being racist.

In short, he was an arse. And he gets a ship named after him. There's a Royal Navy saying...you take your chance when you pick your Branch....well in the US Navy you also run the risk of serving on a ship named after someone who you would be quite right to despise.

Let's keep away, in this country, from the temptation to name warships after politicians.

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Wednesday, April 14, 2010

NAAFI Tea Now Available To Poison The Masses

Ah, just when Elf'n'Safety has taken most hazardous chemicals off the shelves and away from anywhere that they can harm children and small animals comes the terrifying news that NAAFI tea will be polluting the shelves of a Spar near you.

Sold in aid of Help for Heroes, who will get 50p for every packet purchased, now civvies too will have the chance to experience that sitting-in-the-guardroom-watching-the-rain-falling feeling.

TheEye will be stocking up for old times' sake. The memories (and, recalling the taste, other things too) will come flooding back.

It's unclear whether it'll be the authentic Navy issue, though...the one with bromide in....

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Taking The Election Seriously, Navy Style

It's great to see that members of the Senior Service haven't lost their touch.


A former Royal Navy seaman has been given an Asbo – to stop him swearing at politicians when they appear on his TV or on the radio.



Martin Solomon, 64, has already spent the past two weeks in prison waiting to be sentenced after admitting he had breached a previous Asbo by shouting and swearing loudly in his home in Stroud, Gloucestershire, and disturbing his neighbours last month.


Appearing at Gloucester Crown Court, Solomon said he was sorry for his outbursts, which he said were prompted by politicians speaking on TV programmes. He also promised to avoid General Election coverage.


‘I am sorry, I have nothing against my neighbours at all,’ he told the court. ‘When I see Question Time sometimes I get angry but it’s not directed at anyone else, it’s at the TV.


‘I’m a hard-working member of society. I don’t want to go to prison – my solicitor told me not to watch the TV.’


Judge Martin Picton set him free with a new community order for 12 months, 200 hours’ unpaid work, 60 days’ attendance on an education and training course, and monthly court reviews.


He said the first review will be on May 6 – the day of the General Election.
Now 200 hours is a bit harsh for swearing at the box during Question Time. Try the liveblog of QT here and over on Biased-BBC and you'll see that the poor chap isn't alone in his frustrations. We'd all be locked up.
 
Also unsure what the "eductation and training course" is about....Stalin used to have camps for that sort of thing but the country can't have slipped that far yet, surely? Unless it is designed to teach you how to swear, in which case a trip over to the GrumpyOldTwat's site will do a better job.

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Monday, April 12, 2010

Are You Guilty Of Ecocide?

Now it seems we may be prosecuted in an international court if we don't believe in the collapsing science of man caused global warming, climate change...



A campaign to declare the mass destruction of ecosystems an international crime against peace - alongside genocide and crimes against humanity - is being launched in the UK.


The proposal for the United Nations to accept "ecocide" as a fifth "crime against peace", which could be tried at the International Criminal Court (ICC), is the brainchild of British lawyer-turned-campaigner Polly Higgins.


The radical idea would have a profound effect on industries blamed for widespread damage to the environment like fossil fuels, mining, agriculture, chemicals and forestry.


Supporters of a new ecocide law also believe it could be used to prosecute "climate deniers" who distort science and facts to discourage voters and politicians from taking action to tackle global warming and climate change.

What it boils down to is; having first lost the scientific argument, followed by the political argument (still some embers to be stamped out there yet, no letting your guard down anyone) the Left have retreated to their tradtional fallback position for dealing with people who don't agree with them...lock them up. If you fail to toe the Party line then you can do your complaining from a jail cell, sunshine, is the message.

Higgins will launch her campaign through a website thisisecocide.com asking for global support to pressure national governments to vote for the proposed law if it is accepted by the UN Law commission. The deadline for the text is January, and a vote has been scheduled on other amendments in 2012. It would need a two-thirds majority of the 197 member countries to pass.
Considering how many members of the United Nations actively stifle free speech there's a very real likelihood of this being passed.

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Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Question Time 7th April 2010


Question Time this week comes from Woking, which is the town where the Martians first land in The War of the Worlds and also features in Douglas Adams' book The Meaning of Liff as the word for when you go to the kitchen but forget why.

Woking constituency is represented for the Conservatives by Humfrey Malins with a majority of 6,612. He supported Ken Clarke's leadership bid in 2001 and resigned from the Opposition front bench in 2003 over the Iraq War.

On the panel we have Foreign Secretary David Miliband, Shadow Work and Pensions Secretary and serial QT under-perfomer Theresa May, the historian Simon Schama and Daily Telegraph columnist Janet Daley. Menzies Campbell will be reprising his part as the grandfather in the Werther's Originals advert..

Alistair Darling has confirmed that TheEye and David Mosque are only sustainable for the long term if there is a 83% hike in your National Insurance, so vote early and vote often at the slightly later time than usual of 10:55pm.

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All The News That's Fit To Print

On an idea from the splendid Croydonian Chiswikite, let's consider what is taking the mood of the country today; what is leading the news, what is driving our hopes and fears, what is - basically - the topic du jour. And the answer is...aliens.

Yes, the proof is in todays "Most Viewed" widget of the Daily Telegraph website. The day that Gordoom called a General Election after 13 years of flushing the country down the toilet - bringing the country to its knees and daring with a gall beyond satire to use the theme 'don't let the Tories mess it up'.



or to put it another way:
Focusing on the standout news item of those five, we learn that:


Organiser Ty MacDowell, 20, said the protest in Portland, Maine, was aimed at showing the double standards in the state of Maine. Men are allowed to walk down the street shirtless but, although not illegal, women are too afraid to go topless.

Police gave the two dozen women an escort as they bared their breasts for a stroll through Maine's biggest city. Hundreds of onlookers, mostly men, turned out to watch the topless demo.

MacDowell said she was upset that many of the men were taking photos on their mobile phones at the spectacle. She said: "I'm really upset by the men ... watching it like it's a parade."

Maine has some of the most relaxed nudity laws in the US. Women are allowed to go topless, but very few choose to strip off for fear of being ogled. Maine's nudity laws only come into action when men or women expose their lower half.
Speechless. In a roundabout way, there should be a hat-tip to the Chiswickite for that story.

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It Needed An Election To Find Out...

Well, well, well; never realised this about the Gerbil-Faced One. Amazing. Explains a lot about her inferiority complex and all-round bad attitude. Related to Sarkozy, perhaps?


Maybe she does have a use after all. It's at perfect pint-resting level....

Spotted on ToryBear

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Boy Convicted Of Rape Reports TV Show

In a marvellous example of crime and punishment meets you can't make it up, we hear news from Sweden that a documentary team received a tip-off that a boy had been innocent of his conviction for rape. They were asked to investigate and the documentary was aired on Wednesday...but since then it has dominated the Swedish news headlines. Truth, it seems, really is stranger than fiction.

It all began last year when a 14-year-old girl was raped while at school by a 15-year-old classmate in the small village of Bjästa. Even after the boy admitted the rape and was convicted, many people in the town chose to believe his retraction of that confession and that the girl was a liar.

The documentary is shocking. Interviews with adults claiming that the girl is a liar and a slut, and that if she did not want to be raped she should just have “bit it off”. The village priest says that he feels so sorry for the boy because of everything he has to go through and then, grudgingly, is also sorry for the girl too (of course) but he still thinks the boy is strong and courageous for having to go through the rape accusations (not, of course, accusations, but a conviction). The school said they did not want to intervene too much because they wanted to remain neutral.

So what does this double-convicted rapist do? Puts in an official complaint about the television program.

News reports here and here as examples. The second tells us:

A 15-year-old boy convicted of two rapes in the village of Bjästa has reported SVT's investigative programme Uppdrag Granskning to the broadcasting watchdog, claiming the show had made it too easy to identify him and had ruined his brother's life.


The boy was joined by his family in filing the report with the Swedish Broadcasting Commission(Granskningsnämnden - SBC) following a heated national debate over an emotive case in the village of Bjästa, near Örnskjöldsvik in northern Sweden, media magazine Resumé reports in its online edition.


A girl raped by the 15-year-old was forced to leave the village and her school after many villagers took the boy's side in a campaign that spilled over onto the internet. The boy later raped a second girl.


In his appeal to BSC, the boy writes that the programme made it too easy to identify him. His brother too has suffered as a consequence of the show, he writes, with a screenshot from his blog serving to reveal his identity.


As his brother's blog included full adress, email and telephone details, the 15-year-old writes, it soon led to an avalanche of some 3,000 emails. A number of the e-mails directed death threats at the boy, his brother and his mother, the 15-year-old writes.

Doubtless he's about to get a stack of compensation. It's the way of the world now, isn't it?

UPDATE: The full story is  now here.

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Saturday, April 3, 2010

How's That Hopey Changey Working Out?

Obama’s approval rating has dropped 5 points in one month after signing the biggest government takeover of private enterprise in the history of the free world. CBS reports:
Last week, President Obama signed historic health care reform legislation into law — but his legislative success doesn’t seem to have helped his image with the American public.
The latest CBS News Poll, conducted between March 29 and April 1, found Americans unhappier than ever with Mr. Obama’s handling of health care – and still worried about the state of the economy.
President Obama’s overall job approval rating has fallen to an all-time low of 44 percent, down five points from late March, just before the health bill’s passage in the House of Representatives. It’s down 24 points since his all-time high last April. Forty-one percent of those polled said they disapproved of the president’s performance.
And, 54% of Americans favour repeal of the health care bill.

However Dr. Cassell in Florida is striking back in his own small way, much to the annoyance of the Left.


Good effort, that man.

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It Won't Go Away, Diane

Here is the video that the Labour Party is going around waving lawyers' letters about - the video that just won't die.

This is the Diane Abbott (C)Rap, a marvellously fascist bit of indoctrination for schoolchildren. Ask yourself if you know what teachers are doing to your offspring today. The idea isn't new of course...famous examples of the cult* of the Great Leader include Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot, Kim Il Sung and Barry Obama. Abbott doesn't really fit in to that league - except for being barking mad.

Hat-tip to Corrugated Soundbite, Barking Spider, Banned etc for keeping the flame alive.



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Thursday, April 1, 2010

So How To Vote?

TheEye, as you know, has no vote in the UK General Election but instead is a part of the slightly smaller elite electorate of Gibraltar. That's frustrating when the UK Government of the day can have such an influence over our lives but vital for our Constitutional settlement with the UK.

But who would TheEye vote for if the chance was there?  Vote Match 2010 has just been launched. It's pretty straightforward multiple choice survey that matches what you think against what the political parties have told Vote Match they think. TheEye was confident of his choice of closest-fit Party before starting the survey. That choice came in third. It just goes to show what being partisan can do for you.


Found on the excellent Dizzy

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The BBC's April Fool Post

TheEye has no time for the BBC at the best of times and has always advocated privatisation. However there are times when a soft spot for old Auntie creeps through. Of all the April Fool jokes seen today, theirs is one of the most ridiculous and outlandish. In a marvellous example of trans-Atlantic spoofery and collaboration, washed-up US politico Howard Dean has put his name to the humour:


"I know the Liberals, I know Nick Clegg very well, and he intends to win this and I think they could.

Asked if Mr Clegg could be the next British prime minister, Mr Dean said: "I think he could".

Mr Clegg declared in his party conference speech last year that he wanted to be prime minister.

Pure class.

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Every Day Seems To Be April Fools

TheEye considered doing an April Fool's post, but having taken a glance at the Daily Wail today:
and the frankly deluded: 
...decided that the world was just too stupid anyway. Are any of the stories above April Fools? And if so, how would you notice?

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Ronald Reagan

"There are no constraints on the human mind, no walls around the human spirit, no barriers to our progress except those we ourselves erect."

Lady Thatcher

"If you lead a country like Britain, a strong country, a country which has taken a lead in world affairs in good times and in bad, a country that is always reliable, then you have to have a touch of iron about you."

Voltaire

"Stand upright, speak thy thoughts, declare The truth thou hast, that all may share; Be bold, proclaim it everywhere: They only live who dare."

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