Monday, November 30, 2009

Referendum On Minarets In Denmerk Next?


Could there be a referendum on minarets in Denmark next? The principle of referenda on just about anything is not enshrined in their Constitution as it is in Switzerland, and also they don't currently have any (the picture is of the mosque in Geneva) but nevertheless it might happen.

The Danish People’s Party Leader Pia Kjærsgaard has today congratulated Switzerland on the result of its weekend referendum in which a majority of 57.5 percent voted to ban minarets and hinted that the idea of people having their say isn't yet dead in the EUSSR either.

Outstanding that you can have referendums in which people can say what they think. On this issue, the Danish People’s Party will table a bill in Parliament so that we can have a referendum in Denmark too” says Pia Kjærsgaard.

The Swiss vote was instigated by the Schweizerische Volkspartei (Swiss People’s Party) which collected the 100,000 signatures required by Swiss law in order to force a referendum. Switzerland currently has four minarets in the country whilst Denmark currently has none - although there are plans for grand mosques in Copenhagen and Roskilde.

“We oppose plans for grand mosques in Denmark and believe that a large number of voters agree with us” says Pia Kjærsgaard.

So, might this be the start of a trend? Unlikely, as the DPP is far from being the equivalent force in national politics that the SPP is in Switzerland, but it's an interesting development. Interesting, too, is the clause of the EU Consitution Lisbon Stitch-Up stating that any proposal attracting more than 1 million EU-wide signatures must be considered by the EU Council of Ministers for EU-wide legislation. As soon as someone notices that then there may be a good diplomatic row in the offing.

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Take The Climate Change Challenge

Think you know everything about the Global Cooling Denial Scandal? Take this simple test and see!




A sweeping doff of the fedora to microdave via GOT and Banned

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Don't Be Evil, Eh?

The ever-readable Daniel1979 blog has a post on the automatic search function for Google...try typing in climategate letter by letter and see what options if any it gives you. Unless you are in the USofA then 'climategate' isn't going to be one of them.

TheEye offers his humble contribution to this international quest for the truth by reproducing the experiment locally...and takes it to the extreme by, unlike Daniel's screengrabs, using the whole word without success.


Hmmmmm. Conspiracy or something less sinister?

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Doctors To Tell Patients They Are Going To Die Anyway


This climate change thing is going from the sublime (worse acne, alligators in the Thames, collapse of gingerbread houses) to the ridiculous.
The Climate and Health Council, a collaboration of worldwide health organisations including the Royal College of Nursing, the Royal College of Physicians and the Royal Society of Medicine, believes there is a direct link between climate change and better health.

Of course, that isn't anything new. There have been all sorts of chicken little fairy tales about AGW harming people's health. Of course, the same could happen if the climate turned much colder, as it did during the Little Ice Age, especially with that Black Death thingy going around at the start of it. I thought all you folks on the Left believed in Darwinism, evolution, survival of the fittest?

Their controversial plan would see GPs and nurses give out advice to their patients on how to lower their carbon footprint.

The Council believes that climate change “threatens to radically undermine the health of all peoples”.

It believes health professionals are ideally placed to promote change because “we have ethical responsibility...as well as the capacity to influence people and our political representatives to take the necessary action”.

This is just plain stupid. Idiotic. Ridiculous. Moronic. Asinine. Keep your global warming off my body!

Other proposals include for all developed nations to pay an extra five dollars a barrel on oil and a tax on airline tickets. This would go into a special fund to develop low-carbon alternatives to existing technologies, they say.

Why does every climate alarmist proposal involve raising the cost of living? Obviously they can't have heard about the CRU email and document scandal yet.

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How Not To Make Friends...



"The BNP would hand the key outpost of Gibraltar to Spain in an astonishing betrayal of its 30,000 British citizens. The move would also deprive the UK of a naval base - defended bitterly for more than 300 years - of huge strategic importance. Party leader Nick Griffin, elected as an MEP in June, made the offer at a fascist rally in Madrid last week to suck up to European extremists." - The Sun

Not a popular position, if true, as far as this blog is concerned for obvious reasons, nor with military types. Perhaps not the most astute bit of domestic politics either, as Gibraltar votes for British EuroMPs and the Spanish electorate doesn't. Comments on threads about this elsewhere are saying that Nick Griffin was misquoted and also that the Sun article is poorly researched and sourced. It'd be interesting to know the truth.

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Saturday, November 28, 2009

Act On CO2 - It's Just An Act

A co-conspirator here, the GrumpyOldTwat, has launched a fightback at his own place against the Global Cooling Deniers with a series of posters, blog headers and so forth. Some sweary and some not, all are great designs to run with on your blogs in the run-up to the BBC love-fest that will be the Hopenhagen Con.




Visit the GOT's place and help yourself to them. Remember - as that irritating supermarket advert goes....every little helps!


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Sharia MkII Down Under


The other day TheEye heard 'Stairway To Heaven' being played on a digeridoo. Hmm, I thought, that's aboriginal.

But there is more to the Aborigines than getting monumentally drunk and a large red boulder in the desert. There's Bush Law too, and last night in a documentary screened in Alice Springs they called on the Australian Prime Minister to officially recognise their customary laws of 'pay back' including traditional punishments such as spearing.

They argue traditional punishment is not against what everyone nowadays seems to call 'human rights' and in fact, they say it helps to promote peace in communities. It helps reduce violence in their view and brings down the number of their community going to jail. Sound familar?

The entertaininly-named Billy Bunter (pictured), from the remote community of Lajamanu on the edge of the Tanami Desert, wants courts to grant bail to Aboriginal offenders so they can face traditional punishment before going to jail. He says the failure to carry out 'pay back' on the offender means the matter is never settled according to Aboriginal law. As a result, he says, revenge attacks between the families of the victim and the accused ensue.

"What's really affecting our people is punishment, what we call pay back," he said. "[It is] leaving... a great big problem in the community. Two families start fighting - then a killing is going to take place for many years to come." The punishments Billy Bunter and others in the film want recognised range from public shaming to spearing in the leg for the most serious crimes. He says the intention of spearing someone in the leg is not to kill them. He says the pay back is controlled to make sure the injury is not worse than intended.

Apparently a leader often stops punishments if, for example, someone is bleeding too much which is nice. "They might say 'oh, he had enough, he is pouring too much blood'".

The producer of the film, lawyer Danielle Loy, says at first she was not convinced but that stories of communal peace that followed traditional punishments convinced her to advocate the practices. She says there are ways to make sure traditional punishments could be regulated to ease fears that it could go wrong. "To dispel our fears about alcohol potentially being involved, about people potentially dying from pay back - all those fears that I believe from the people that I have worked with are unfounded if it is done properly," she said.

"Let's codify it. Let's do the same we do with our legislation. What is our alternative? We are just going to keep going up and up and up and up in crime. No one wants that. Everyone wants peace."

Sounds rather like the current push to get Sharia law enshrined within UK legislation really. A pseudo-justice based on barbaric outdated forms of torture and repression is just what the doctor ordered - Aboriginal banks next, anyone?

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Wanted: Lap Dancing Researcher


At first glance this has got to be every red-blooded males dream job. The advertised position, at the Leeds University School of Sociology and Social Policy, is for: “Research Officer - The rise and regulation of lap dancing and the place of sexual labour and consumption in the night time economy”.

The advertisement further stipulates that “prior experience of conducting research in the female sex industry” is essential.

Having got the post, the successful applicant would work with the school's team on a research project to examine the “rise, tolerance and integration of sexual consumption and sexual labour displayed through the erotic dance industry”, and the commercialisation of female sexuality and the female body. It hopes to determine where dancers are recruited from and what their working conditions are like, as well as examining how erotic dancing has become a “mainstream” entertainment, available on the high street of most British cities.

The researchers will interview 300 erotic dancers in two northern English towns, as well as other industry figures including managers and regulators.

The mind boggles.

Via the Telegraph

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The Ethics Of Baby Hatches




From the Didn't Know That Department comes a disturbing tale of how unwanted babies are dealt with in Germany. TheEye confesses to complete ignorace up until today of the existence of Baby Hatches - where newborns can be disposed of in much the same physical way as you'd put rubbish down the shute in a block of flats.

There are some 80 Babyklappen across Germany meant to provide parents with a safe and legal way to surrender newborn infants to state care. The concept, which dates back to medieval Catholic churches, was instituted in Germany in 1999 to help prevent infanticide. But on Thursday the German Ethics Council said that the hatches, which parents have used to give up some 500 babies so far, were morally “problematic” and should be closed because the most at-risk women fail to use them and they deny children the right to know their origins.

“The German Ethics Council suggests that pregnant women and mothers in emergency situations be aided as much as possible without damaging the rights of others - their children in particular,” a statement said. The organisation called for a “renewed dialogue” about how to improve prenatal social services for women.

On Friday, the Catholic Women’s Welfare Service, which oversees 19 baby hatches, said the call for change deserved recognition. “We simply can’t continue this way,” the organisation’s leader Maria Elisabeth Thoma told daily Frankfurter Rundschau, adding that the legal concerns of the Ethics Council were convincing. She encouraged the German government to find a way to insure legal certainty for the mothers and children in such situations.

Despite baby hatches throughout Germany, gruesome cases of infanticide and child abandonment still continue to make national headlines. The most notorious case involved a woman jailed for 15 years in 2006 for the manslaughter of eight babies.

Sabine Hilschenz, a divorced, unemployed and alcoholic dental assistant from a depressed area of eastern Germany, hid the corpses in buckets, flowerpots and an old fish tank at her parents' home.

In October, the remains of four babies were found in a Berlin apartment following the suicide of their alleged mother. Later the same month a man’s dog found a dead infant along Munich’s Isar River bank.

TheEye, who has only known that this system exists because of the Ethics Council report that was published this week, doesn't like the process, the reasoning, the morality or really anything about this whole scenario. But, harsh and clinical though it is, does this depressing rubbish-chute approach save lives? TheEye is genuinely in a moral quandary on this one.

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Thursday, November 26, 2009

Warmaquiddick Spreads

Okay, so it's an effort to get away from calling everything "...Gate". Fed up with that now. 

From Anthony Watts through a report from the Climate Science Coalition of New Zealand, we find some more climate alarmist chicanery

The New Zealand Government’s chief climate advisory unit NIWA is under fire for allegedly massaging raw climate data to show a global warming trend that wasn’t there.

The scandal breaks as fears grow worldwide that corruption of climate science is not confined to just Britain’s CRU climate research centre.

In New Zealand’s case, the figures published on NIWA’s [the National Institute of Water and Atmospheric research] website suggest a strong warming trend in New Zealand over the past century:
The figure they released



But, taking a look at the real, raw data, we get



As Anthony points out
Gone is the relentless rising temperature trend, and instead there appears to have been a much smaller growth in warming, consistent with the warming up of the planet after the end of the Little Ice Age in 1850.
The house of cards is falling, climate alarmists. It will be interesting to see what happens when NASA and the Goddard Center are forced to release their raw data. "Sceptics" and "deniers" do not deny that there has been warming since the end of the Little Ice Age. We deny that Mankind is mostly, or solely, responsible for it, and, if some politicians were really interested in real science, rather then agenda based science, they would share that opinion. Perhaps it's time for everybody to be honest, and get interested in real science, eh?

Meanwhile, it appears that several of the people involved in the Warmaquiddick emails might have broken laws. Much as the MSM are trying to dampen things down, these pesky news brush fires just keep springing up, don't they?

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Pie Chart O'The Day



Via the Greek boy

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Question Time 26th November


Another Thursday, another BBC Question Time. Tonight it is broadcast from Edinburgh, and the panel will consist of the Labour peer "Lord" Falconer, the former Shadow Home Secretary David Davis, Nicola Sturgeon of the SNP, and the columnist Melanie Phillips. The and-somebody-else mouthbreathing spot this week goes to Marcus Brigstocke who is supposed to be a comedian.

As usual we will be following the occasion with a live-chat over on Biased-BBC which will carry on through This Week until we can either suffer no more or the alcohol has run out. Probably a combination of the two. Please join David Vance and myself at 10:30pm UK time for the fun and games.

Free entry and a front-row seat if you wear your All Seeing Eye badge.

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Miss Gibraltar At Miss World 2009


+++ Breaking (Parish) News +++

TheEye remembers how much trouble he got into early this year for commenting on the Miss Gibraltar contest, but hopes that it is safe to say this evening that congratulations are in order to Miss Gibraltar 2009 Kaiane Addorino, who has made history tonight by becoming the first local girl to reach the finals of the Miss World Beauty Pageant.

That puts Kaiane in the last 20 for the crown of Miss World 2009. Well done and best of luck in the final!

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Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Swedish Firm Settles Over "Offensive" Job Interview


A 56-year-old man from Gothenburg has been awarded 60,000 kronor (GBP5,200 / $8,600) in compensation after being asked a question during an employment interview that was, in his view, insulting.

When the man arrived at the company, located on the outskirts of Gothenburg, for his scheduled employment interview, the first question he received caught him by surprise. “Do you oppress women?” He answered 'no' and moved on.

The 56-year-old said he was “shocked” by the question and promptly reported the matter to Sweden’s Equality Ombudsman (Diskrimineringsombudsmannen – DO), Aftonbladet newspaper reports.

“I really felt discriminated against; I’m sure he asked the question because of my origins and my skin colour,” the man wrote in his complaint. “You can't take it for granted that all Oriental men are the sort who oppress women and look down on them.”

Now TheEye can't see what's wrong with this question - he was asked similar things as ambushes in University application interviews. The point was to test logic, mental reasoning, the ability to think on ones feet and the capacity to string an argument together without warning on an unexpected topic. So far, so useful as an interview strategy. Frankly the guy shouldn't have got a job because he couldn't think outside the box, not because he was an Asian with a chip on his shoulder and a quick eye for a fast dollar.

So, a nice little pay day for pretending to be offended. Must try that some time...could do with a new laptop.

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US Navy SEALs On Trial For Upsetting Terrorist


Three Navy SEALs are charged with assault for allegedly fattening the lip of a wanted terrorist. Ahmed Hashim Abed is wanted by the United States for being the "mastermind of the murder and mutilation of four Blackwater USA security guards in Fallujah in 2004."
When he found himself in United States custody, he told the investigators he was punched by his captors. His bloody lip served as enough evidence to bring the three sailors up for Admiral's Mast. They said they preferred a court martial:

Now, instead of being lauded for bringing to justice a high-value target, three of the SEAL commandos, all enlisted, face assault charges and have retained lawyers.
Matthew McCabe, a Special Operations Petty Officer Second Class (SO-2), is facing three charges: dereliction of performance of duty for willfully failing to safeguard a detainee, making a false official statement, and assault.
Petty Officer Jonathan Keefe, SO-2, is facing charges of dereliction of performance of duty and making a false official statement.
Petty Officer Julio Huertas, SO-1, faces those same charges and an additional charge of impediment of an investigation

So rather than being congratulated on bringing in a terrorist subhuman, they are charged with swelling up his lip. Rather than being on a morgue table, he's lawyering up. 
Allahpundit says they'll get off with a "wrist slap." Uncle Jimbo at BLACKFIVE sheds some reality on his ignorance:

Let me explain something to you amigo. That wrist slap would be a career-ender in Spec Ops for these men. You understand? We take three guys who accomplish more in a lazy afternoon than you have in your entire anonymous, snarking-from-the-sideline, existence and we put them out of work making dead tangos. And that sounds like what should have happened to this ass clown. If he dies during the take down we have no problems.

I know you have no earthly clue just how god-awful complicated it is to actually perform a raid and scarf up a bad guy, let's just say it rates up there with trying to conduct a Beethoven Symphony with your orchestra in free fall, screaming towards Earth like a phalanx of freaking lawn darts. That is why we like to send a f**king Hellfire down on them and last time I checked that leaves a little more than a G** damn bloody lip. And yes I am saying I don't care if he got it once he got to base. What if the guy who clocked his murderous ass knew Scott Helverson, who this bastard helped kill, burn and then defile his corpse? Do you really want to be on record saying he should be made an example of? Do you remember what Kos said about the four men this scumbag killed you dumbass? I'll remind you "F**k them". You are sure in illustrious company.

"Uncle Jimbo".....well said that man.

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Monday, November 23, 2009

Obama Awarded Black Belt To Go With Peace Prize


Wouldn't it be nice to be awarded all sorts of honours - Editor of the Harvard Law Review, President of the United States, Nobel Peace Prize laureate - without ever accomplishing anything? In the latest memo from the No I'm Not Kidding Department: Chairman Zero was awarded a black belt in tae kwon do by the President of South Korea during his Asia junket.


There is no more evidence that Comrade Obama has studied tae kwon do than there is that he's qualified to serve as President, although no one can be sure, with his college years kept so tightly under wraps. Whether the black belt on its own would do him any good in a fight is doubtful, but still, rather like the Nobel Peace Prize, it's all about potential and not being George W Bush, eh?

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Sunday, November 22, 2009

Rough Justice

This blog has commented previously on the upcoming trial of alleged mass murderer John Demjanjuk - due to start on November 30 in Munich. It is right to ask about the likelihood of an unfair process considering someone else has also been identified as the notorious SS guard "Ivan The Terrible". This increasingly tenuous trial has hit another setback when it emerged yesterday that it will take place without any eyewitnesses.

Weekly German magazine Focus reported that although 23 witnesses had been named, and five from Russia and Ukraine had been expected, they are long-dead. His defence lawyer Günther Maull told the magazine witness statements had been produced, but added, “The men were questioned 30 years ago – at least in part in the Soviet Union and possibly under pressure. Whether their statements have any value as evidence is questionable.”

Demjanjuk is accused of assisting in 27,900 murders during his time as a guard in the Sobibor concentration camp in what was then Poland, during 1943. He emigrated to the USA after the end of the war, and fought extradition to Germany. His family argued that his ill health should preclude a trial.

He was sentenced to death by an Israeli court two decades ago after he was convicted of being the feared death camp guard known as "Ivan the Terrible" who would hack at naked prisoners with a sword and inflict cruel and sadistic punishments, but that ruling was overturned in 1993 when statements from other guards identified another man as "Ivan."

So, is justice to be served by going ahead with this trial? It seems that beyond reasonable doubt is being set aside in the name of vengeance...even if it is to be taken against what could be an innocent man.

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Gordon Brown Is...

Just as an experiment with the predictive results drop-down this evening and all entertainingly as it should be...except for "my shepherd'? Eh? What gives? Results from Google Wales, possibly.


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Man Marries Virtual 2D Girlfriend


From the Say It Ain't So Department comes news of a man who calls himself SAL9000 marrying his virtual girlfriend from a video game called Love Plus this weekend.

  
Boing Boing reports that the man fell in love with one of the virtual girls named Nene Anegasaki and decided to marry her and take her on a honeymoon to Guam. Since the girl doesn't really exist, that meant he took his Nintendo DS to Guam. He took photos of the trip to Guam and livecast the vacation on Japanese video-sharing site Nico Nico Douga.

There was then a public wedding reception in Tokyo livecast on Nico Nico Douga as well. Unlike other dating simulations games, Love Plus apparently requires players to take out the virtual girl on dates, buy her gifts and make their girlfriends happy like they would in real life. The player can increase their abilities by studying, working out and solving problems of their virtual girlfriend, but if they fail to make their girlfriend happy, the game will restart after 100 days.

Happily, this nonsense should prevent him ever reproducing - which is a blessing to us all.

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Saturday, November 21, 2009

Cold Blooded Smuggling


Just a quicky, that caught my eye and amused me, which would sit rather nicely under one of TheEye's "it could only happen in Amercia" type headings . . . .

It's been reported, in the LA Times, that a would-be reptile smuggler was apprehended at LAX with more than a dozen live lizards strapped to his chest. The rather wriggly chest hair wig consisted of 2 geckos, 11 skinks and 2 monitor lizards (you'd think they'd have been keeping an eye out, wouldn't you) Now, as if that wasn't strange enough, what really tickled me was the reptilian accosting perp's name.

Plank.
I kid you not.
Michael Plank.

Incidentally, this then led me on to think about an image of Lord Mandelsnake arriving at Heathrow with a selection of young . . . . .

Well, you can guess the rest.

Yes, I know I need to get out more ;-)

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Friday, November 20, 2009

Shots Fired Off Gibraltar By RN, Spanish Miffed

+++ BREAKING NEWS +++

Well okay, not so much, because it happened four days ago but Breaking because the MoD have only 'fessed up to the public in a press release late this afternoon. From the BBC with light fisking:

The UK has apologised to Spain after the Royal Navy used a buoy with the Spanish colours for target practice. The exercise took place off the coast of Gibraltar earlier this week. The UK ambassador was summoned to the foreign ministry in Madrid to explain. According to local reports, the navy hastily removed the buoy, which had a red-and-yellow marker, when approached by a Spanish police launch on Tuesday.

Ambassador Giles Paxman conceded it was insensitive and an error of judgement. While acknowledging that the target had appeared "similar" to the Spanish flag, he insisted that was not what it was supposed to represent.
Right, so from now on, nothing red and yellow can ever be used for anything ever without the risk of annoying the Spanish. That's a whole system of traffic lights buggered then. It's also the NATO maritime flag for "1" which may shed slightly more light on why it was used. Paxman should check his Obervers Book of Flags and then grow a backbone.

And he assured his hosts there would be no repetition of the incident.
TheEye gives no such personal guarantee, and warns that traffic lights remain fair game.
Gibraltar remains the lingering source of tension in an otherwise good relationship between the UK and Spain.

The UK claims a radius of three nautical miles around the Rock of Gibraltar as British territorial waters. Spain disputes this, and in recent months there have been bad-tempered verbal exchanges between the Royal Navy and the Spanish police.

Er, no. Under maritime law the UK controls three miles and can claim up to 12 miles. The Spanish can (and do) claim what they want. Who cares?
Spain's main opposition Popular Party has urged the government to demand what it calls the "respect that Spain deserves".
If you want 'respect' sunshine, then stop acting like a bunch of banditos and stay your side of the line. That way the Royal Gibraltar Police won't have to keep chasing armed Guardia Civil launches away from our shores (as above in a photograph taken from Waterport Terraces last Friday).

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Bin Laden Bites!

Oddness from across the Pond.
US troops wanting chocolate in Afghanistan could soon be eating dairy-free treats bearing the image of Osama bin Laden.

A chocolatier and longtime People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals supporter is making the special vegan chocolates for the troops after reading about how difficult it was to get chocolate in AfghanistanThe so-called “Bin Laden Bites” give the troops the chance to bite his head off, a news release from PETA said.

As the saying goes, it's the thought that counts, and, hey, there could be some who are allergic to milk. Either way, chocolate is chocolate when you are in a war zone. What about the Iraqi troops, though?

In addition to supporting the troops and protesting the Sept. 11 attacks, PETA said it also wanted to use the chocolates to protest bin Laden’s torture and killing of animals during and in the days following the World Trade Center attacks, when their guardians were killed, leaving the animals to die of dehydration, starvation or exposure to toxic fumes.

Sigh. While certainly noble in concept, hopefully they remember that 3,000 people also died that day, not to mention of people being injured and affected,. At least PETA, unlike so many on the left, hate Osama, so, credit where credit is due. Even if a bit wonky.

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Thursday, November 19, 2009

Meet Our New Overlords


So this is our future, folks. Every spare second of BBC propaganda news for the next forever will be dominated by the senile mutterings of this bald tax-obsessed bloodsucking alien and his demented side-kick who has morphed her face to take (roughly) human form based on a smudged picture of Cherie Blair. As yet, she hasn't worked out that her new eyelids are manually operated. In this exclusive picture we see them attempting ancient Earth mating rituals, but let's hope that they can't work it out. The video would be, to say the least, specialist. And hopefully illegal.

You'd think that the EU might have just the slightest modicum of tact and diplomacy. Maybe the tiniest fig-leaf of regard for the populations of its vassal states. But no - we are all good comrades within the EUSSR now so we just have to accept this announcement made, not to any Parliament, but at a private dinner.

So this is Gordoom leaving us his legacy in his final days in power. Scorched earth. A massive upraised finger towards the British people.

Where's my bloody referendum, you bastard?

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When Integration Fails


From the Surely It'll Never Happen Over Here Department comes news that all is not well in the state of Germany. Not only are its immigrants not integrating, but they are actively refusing to do so and are complaining that Germans aren't laying out the red carpet enough. From The Local, but try to imagine an article like this appearing on the BBC. Scatter the words Britain, Luton and so on throughout this piece and see how it reads:

The vast majority of Turkish immigrants in Germany think their adopted country should do more to accommodate them, according to a new study released on Thursday. Forty-five percent of the Turks surveyed said that they feel unwelcome in Germany. But an overwhelming 82 percent said their host should do more to aid their integration.


The study said Turks were already engaged in many aspects of German society such working, paying taxes and being able to afford consumer goods such as cars. But mentally, there was still a huge gulf between Turks and their host country.


“This is a group of people who are deeply committed to their cultural and religious roots and Turkish values,” the study said. “And they are not fundamentally prepared to give them up.”


A damning report published in February found that although many Turks have been in Germany for nearly 50 years they are the least well integrated of all immigrant communities. Other recent surveys have shown that they are more likely to leave school without qualifications than the overall population, more likely to be unemployed and below the poverty line.
It couldn't happen here, could it?

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Obama's Teleprompter Fails During Family Dinner

Obama's use of a teleprompter for even the simplest and shortest of speeches has been attracting ridicule for some time now, but for the inside track the Teleprompter Of The United States (TOTUS) itself now was its own blog boasting "reflections from the hard drive of the machine that enables the voice of the Leader of the Free World".

On that theme, enjoy some amusing stuff from The Onion's news department...


Obama's Home Teleprompter Malfunctions During Family Dinner

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Full Steam Ahead!


If you want a share of the 50 million being distributed for railway station repairs then tough luck if you aren't living in a Labour constituency. This doubtless meritocratic redistribution of taxpayers money to voters in marginal Labour seats deserving cases has conincidentally fallen thusly:

Manchester Victoria – Tony Lloyd (Labour)
Clapham Junction – Martin Linton (Labour)
Barking – Margaret Hodge (Labour)
Warrington Bank Quay – Helen Southworth (Labour)
Preston – Mark Hendrick (Labour)
Wigan North Western – Neil Turner (Labour)
Luton - Margaret Moran (Labour)
Liverpool Central – Louise Ellman (Labour)
Stockport – Ann Coffey (Labour)
Crewe – Edward Timpson (Conservative, but only on loan Labour will hope)

Not electioneering at all, then. And strangely the BBC article doesn't draw upon this interesting breakdown of the constituencies affected. maybe they didn't notice...or maybe they were shilling for Labour once more. However as the old saying goes, you gotta laugh, so seen over at A Very British Dude and well worth passing on.....

Thomas the Tank Engine was depressed, he was busy shunting trains in a Zanu Labour area, and ZanuLabour areas always depressed Thomas. When he fell asleep in the sidings, chavs always spray painted willies on him. And then the Fat Controller came along, and said...

“Thomas I need you to move some trains in Clapham Junction, Warrington Bank Quay, Preston and Luton. Oh and most importantly of all Barking. Isn’t that exciting?”

“Oh No” said Thomas “More Labour areas, they smell like Salty the Dockside Diesel after the Guano ship arrives”.

“Oh you haven’t heard the news” Said the Fat Controller “They all have shiny new stations thanks to the government”.

That’s a bit of a co-incidence” said Thomas “It’s not like they are no rubbish stations smelling of urine in Conservative seats”.

“Oh and you also have to go to Crewe” Said the Fat Controller. That’s a Conservative area now but its got a shiny new station too”.

“Oh what a bloody co-incidence. The one seat Gordon Brown wants to win back after it showed wearing a top hat and sneering wouldn’t win you the seat”.

“Look” said the Fat Controller “If you want a letter of thanks from the Prime Minister you’ll stop those comments”.

“He’ll probably spell my name wrong anyway, honestly Percy can spell better than him, and he was hardly the sharpest knife in the box even before the Level Crossing incident”.

“You’re on thin ice Thomas, Remember Harriet the Harridan wants to replace you with a lady tank engine”. Said the fat Controller “And the Troublesome Trucks – Aslef and RMT will make your life difficult. The people are New Labour, and New Labour are the people, remember that”.

Thomas the Tank Engines words to the fat controller were lost as Gordon blew his steam whistle.


Excellent work there by 'Travelgall'.

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The Mini-Me Olympics


Still 5 years to go and the 2014 Commonwealth Games are already dearer than building of the Scottish Parliament says the HootsMon.

ORGANISERS of the 2014 Commonwealth Games have insisted their lasting benefits will far outweigh rising costs, after they were forced to pump in an extra £81 million, taking the budget to £454m.
The increase – making the Games £23m more expensive than the cost of building the Scottish Parliament – was described as "appalling" by the Scottish Conservatives' deputy leader Murdo Fraser.

Two years have passed since Glasgow beat Nigerian capital Abuja to host the event, which will be held over 11 days, starting with an opening ceremony on 23 July, 2014.

Now there's an idea. Could we give it back to Nigeria? After all, they've got plenty of money over there, what with all of those wives of Cabinet Ministers, Army generals and bishops emailing TheEye every day with tales of woe involving millions of dollars in gold stuck in a deposit box somewhere.

Or we could split the difference and use Nigerian money to fund it ourselves. All it needs is Alex Salmond to reply to one of those emails with his bank account details and a small downpayment to grease the wheels - simples!

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Where Are They Now? (An Occasional Series)

Every now and then on All Seeing Eye we feature those who have been in the news but faded from sight. Today's unfortunate focus falls upon once-famous Beverly Hills dentist Evan Chandler, 65.

Best known as the father of the boy who accused Michael Jackson of molestation, it was announced yesterday that he committed suicide on Nov 5th in Jersey City, N.J., in a luxury waterfront apartment. A Jersey City official said Chandler was found in bed with a single gunshot wound to his head. He was still holding the gun when the body was found and there was no suicide note.

The former dentist and failed screenwriter had several cosmetic procedures, rendering him virtually unrecognizable from the way he looked during the Jackson scandal. In the early 1990s, as you remember, Chandler reported Jackson to the authorities in both Los Angeles and Santa Barbara, claiming the King of Pop molested his son, Jordan, who was just 13 at the time.



TheEye is reminded at this sad time for the Chandler family of the tastelessness of this screenshot of Spanish television Cuatro's website on 12th September of this year....spot the Home Alone advertisement in the corner.

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Greenpeace In The Dock For Climate Alarmism


From the What Goes Around... Department today we hear news* that the bearded weirdies at Greenpeace are being taken to court by some property owners who are definitely not fans of the tree-huggers.

Two years ago Greenpeace published a book called Photoclima which showed what they thought would happen to Spanish geography in about 100 years due to climate change. In a fairly tacky example of Photoshopping, they showed La Manga del Mar Menor in Murcia almost swallowed by the sea.

On Tuesday Greenpeace were in the dock following a complaint from a property owner in the area supposedly inundated by water in the picture. His investment is in ruins because the site is, according to Greenpeace, completely doomed.

In theory their artwork was based on forecasts of rising sea levels produced by the Intergovernmental Panel on UN Climate Change (IPCC). However the court was told that Greenpeace "misrepresented" the data from the IPCC, says Jose Angel Abad, a lawyer for the aggrieved party.  An expert report endorsed by the Colegio Oficial de Arquitectos de Murcia concludes that "for them to be certain the estimates in the photomontage [Greenpeace] would require a rise in sea levels that range between 9.47 meters and 10.47 meters."

However according to the Spanish Environment Ministry the latest IPCC projections indicate that global warming will cause a "possible rise in sea level" in between "13 and 68 inches". In fact, "for the coasts of East and Southern Spain available data indicate a general trend of stability or slight decline in mean sea level."

Based on the predictions of the UN, "one can consider that a rise of about 50 centimeters by the end of the century is a reasonable scenario," the ministry said. "A pessimistic scenario far less likely but not ruled it would be a rise of about 1 meter, corresponding to the maximum of some predictions [...] This situation seems less likely in the south and east coast in the North."

So for the sake of frightening the horses, Greenpeace raised the threat at 10 meters - a whole 20 times more than estimated by the UN.

The complainant therefore wants a "public correction" of false and alarmist predictions, Greenpeace to admit that they willfuly distorted the data, and the tree-huggers to pay out 36,000 euros in damages. Greenpeace in turn say that they were threatened with legal action totalling over 30 billion euros after the publication of the report and that they are happy to be only down to two trials for relatively small amounts.

The trial began yesterday in the Court of First Instance No.33 in Madrid and will be fun to watch.

* Only in Spanish, sorry.

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Question Time 19th November


In what promises to be a spectacularly lefty panel this week, Question Time features the Immigration Minister Phil Woolas, the Shadow Home Secretary Chris Grayling, expenses trougher and LibDem Sir Menzies Campbell, and Clare Short who is now sitting as an Independent. Broadcaster Nick Ferrari will add weight (literally) to the proceedings in the plus an extra panelist seat.

On the BBC website Short is described as being one of "Blair's Babes" which if nothing else shows that someone at the BBC does sarcasm. David Vance will be leading the charge in the Biased-BBC livechat as usual, and TheEye will be humbly assisting with the moderation. See you there!

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Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Isn't He Supposed To Be Dead By Now?


TheEye added a McDoom "50 Days To Save The World" countdown on this blog, but it would have been just as relevant (if slightly more ghoulish) to have a countdown to when the Lockerbie Bomber was booked to head downwards to his enternal punishment in waiting. However both options turned out to be equal tosh. From Ananova and neatly timed for the end of that countdown, the Tories are stirring:

The Scottish Government is facing demands to release all records on the Lockerbie bomber, 90 days after he was freed from jail on compassionate grounds.

Megrahi, who has terminal prostate cancer, was freed from Greenock prison on August 20 and flown home to Tripoli, Libya. He was serving life for the 1988 Pan Am jumbo bombing which claimed 270 lives, and his early release was greeted with anger by US relatives of those killed.

Announcing his decision on August 20, Justice Secretary Kenny MacAskill said of the criteria for compassionate early release: "There are no fixed time limits but life expectancy of less than three months may be considered an appropriate period."

Scottish Tory justice spokesman Bill Aitken said: "Alex Salmond's SNP refused to publish independent medical advice which they used to free the Lockerbie bomber. Mr Megrahi lost all rights to patient confidentiality when he became Britain's worst mass murderer. Scotland is still sickened by the sight of his hero's return to Tripoli. He is supposed to be regularly monitored in Libya to ensure he complies with the terms of his freedom licence.

"The Scottish Government must ensure full details are published, including backdated reports and all on-going medical assessments."

Right, so this terrorist was released by a Scottish politician desperate to show that he's in a real "Government" and Gordon "Nothing to do with me Guv" McDoom who wanted the oil deal. All of the tomfoolery was aided and abetted by an anonymous 'specialist' who could well have been TheEye's doctor for all we know. Heaven knows, scribbling a prescription on the back of a beermat whilst TheEye gets the round in would be pretty much par for the course there.
 
Admittedly the man isn't exactly dancing, drinking and shagging his way around the whorehouses of Tripoli at the moment but he's avoided the electric chair first, a jail cell second and a heated pitchfork third so far. As far as the families of the victims of Lockerbie are concerned, the main thing he's avoided is justice. And it's a fair question to ask why.

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More Than Meets The Eye

TheBigDollop had a post earlier this week about 27 year old ex-soldier Paul Clarke, who had the annoying present of a sawn-off shotgun thrown over the fence into his garden. He phoned his nearest Chief Superintendent and asking if he could pop in for a chat but without mentioning why. To the amazement of all concerned he put the gun on the table and was promptly arrested.



He was found guilty on Tuesday and now faces jail because possession of a gun is a strict liability offence and there is no defence to the charge. There was, however, one unregarded ironic trifle in the affair:
"I didn't know what to do, so the next morning I rang the Chief Superintendent, Adrian Harper, and asked if I could pop in and see him. At the police station, I took the gun out of the bag and placed it on the table so it was pointing towards the wall." Mr Clarke was then arrested immediately for possession of a firearm at Reigate police station, and taken to the cells.
Is he the same Chief Superintendent Harper due to appear at Winchester Crown Court next month on misconduct charges? According to local news reports, he was suspended for alleged dishonest conduct regarding speeding penalties.

Perhaps not the best person to have called, then?

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Tuesday, November 17, 2009

PCSO's - Is It Impossible To Get Sacked?


It's perhaps not fair to tar all of McDoom's plastic policemen as wannabe-coppers who just can't make the grade. Maybe some genuinely aspire to pathetic mediocrity in a cheap reflective jacket. But it's obvious that a good percentage are using the uniform to make up for shortcomings in the truncheon-size department.

One such community minded stalwart is now ex-PCSO Daniel King, 24 who has just been locked up for 20 months for indecency with a 12 year old girl. Doubtless his new cellmate colleagues will make him very welcome when they find out what he's in for.

From the BBC: The court heard that King, who has since resigned his position as a police community support officer (PCSO) for Devon and Cornwall Police, drove the girl to Teignmouth in March 2006 where he touched her inappropriately.

Note the "resigned" part, as we shall return to that. Various other details are then repeated of a nature and detail unnecessary for this family blog, however the story widens into an interesting insight into the lengths a person actually has to go to in order to get thrown out of the Force, Service, Perverts-R-Us. Consider this:

It was also revealed in court that King had previously been disciplined for stalking female police colleagues and sending them texts of a sexual nature. The court was told a tribunal had found him guilty of gross misconduct and he was served with a harassment notice and given a written warning but was allowed to return as a PCSO
So he is guilty of all of these things - offences which would have seen you or I uploaded straight to the Harriet Harperson Memorial Database for the Forever Unemployable. And yet he gets to keep his handcuffs on his belt whilst he graduates to more serious offences. Even after that he only "resigns". Now that resignation obviously wasn't optional or willing but that's hardly the point - it should make very clear on his record for all to see...FIRED...SACKED....DISMISSED and it should have happened after his first set of offences, not after what he did later on. He was not a fit custodian of the law and the baton should have been passed on with prejudice

On the evidence of this case it's a legitimate question to pose. Just what do you have to do to get sacked as a PCSO?

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Red Faces For German Intelligence Service


From the What Did You Expect Department and in an embarrassing situation for Germany’s domestic intelligence agency, one of its paid informants in the neo-Nazi scene went on trial Monday for running a radio station that called for the nuclear destruction of Israel, daily Tagesspiegel reports.

The 31-year-old woman, Sandra F., is among seven neo-Nazis accused of running the internet radio station European Brotherhood Radio, which also carried instructions on how to build bombs that used broken glass as deadly shrapnel.

It also played neo-Nazi music and had interviews with far-right leaders, including members of Frontbann 24, a group recently banned by the Berlin state government, the paper reports.

Sandra F. had been an informant for the Office of Constitutional Protection in Lower Saxony, or Verfassungsschutz, from late 2007 until she and the other accused were arrested in March. She was recruited to spy on the nationalist German People’s Union (DVU) and received a modest compensation for the information she provided.

It appears that her involvement with the radio station was not known to the Verfassungsschutz until the state police began investigating her and her co-defendants. The case therefore has uncomfortable echoes of previous instances of out-of-control, far-right informants for the Verfassungsschutz.

In 2003, when the federal government tried to ban the far-right National Democratic Party, the case collapsed amid farce when the country's highest court discovered that many sections of the party’s platform may have been written by paid informants of the security services.

In the trial, which started Monday morning and is expected to run until early December, the defendants, five men and two women, are accused of running or supporting the radio station between November 2005 and March 2009. The station also denied or even celebrated the Holocaust and often used phrases such as “Heil Hitler,” “Sieg Heil” and “death to Zion.” The internet site described Nazi leader Adolf Hitler as "the people’s greatest son.”

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Why Won't Al Gore Debate?

Quite why uber-geek Lee Doren thinks that $500 is going to sway the discussion-avoiding Eco-Billionaire-In-Waiting Goracle, but the idea of a significant number of people each pledging $1 would be, if used well, a clever way to get some traction going in the campaign for a straight and honest debate on the issue.

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Now Pasta Is Doomed Too


If it is a day ending in a "y," it must be a day for climahysteria (via The Clamour Of The Times)
Scientists will this week warn that Italy may be forced to import the basic ingredients for pasta, its national food, because climate change will make it impossible to grow durum wheat.

In a report to be released by the Met Office tomorrow, scientists predict that Italy’s durum yields will start to decline from 2020 and the crop will almost disappear from the country later this century.

The report will say: “Projected climate changes in this region, in particular rising temperature and decreasing rainfall, may seriously compromise wheat yields.”
Is this the same Met Office who was left red faced after predicting a "barbecue summer," yet ended up with an wet summer? The same one that had to back off on their unhinged Arctic predictions? The one that refuses to release their raw data? The one that is throwing out yet another "we only have 10 years left" prediction? That one?

Meanwhile, Al Gore was boo'd by hundreds of people during a speech in Florida.

The AP beclowns itself with a story about Hawaii's shrinking beaches, caused by global warming, of course, but...
Chip Fletcher, a University of Hawaii geology professor, says scientists in Hawaii haven't yet observed an accelerated rate of sea level rise due to global warming.

Instead, the erosion the islands are experiencing now is caused by several factors including a steady historical climb in sea levels that likely dates back to the 19th century.
Oops!

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PCC To Regulate Blogging?


Ian Burrell, a blogger on the Independent's site has written the following article about the future of blogging, and it seemed to merit a light fisking.

Baroness Buscombe, the new chairman of the Press Complaints Commission, has ambitions for her organisation that go beyond the traditional newspaper companies.

A new Chairman this close to an election? Peta Buscombe was the failed Conservative candidate for Slough in 1997 and that's about the limit of her acheivements. Of no use to the Cameron revolution she's being shuffled off even further into obscurity.

She wants to examine the possibility that the PCC's role should be extended to cover the blogosphere, which is becoming an increasing source of breaking news and boasts some of the media's highest-profile commentators, such as the political bloggers Iain Dale and Guido Fawkes. Do readers of such sites, and people mentioned on them, deserve the same rights of redress that the PCC offers in respect of newspapers and their sites?

Guido specifically hosts on a server which is as far from the reach of UK (or any other) courts as possible and is a self-professed mischief-making Irish purveyor of gossip. Iain Dale is the editor of a political magazine and a wannabe Tory MP. Chalk and cheese in audience and appeal. How could even a reformed and effective PCC think that a socialist one-size-fits-all control system would work for those sites alongside the Telegraph? What next, the PPC taking over school magazines?

"Some of the bloggers are now creating their own ecosystems which are quite sophisticated," Baroness Buscombe told me. "Is the reader of those blogs assuming that it's news, and is [the blogosphere] the new newspapers? It's a very interesting area and quite challenging."

Eco-systems? Well TheEye has two splendid fish tanks...does that count? "Interesting" and "challenging" are alternate words for "power-grab" and "need to control". What is it with this need to legislate for everything?

She said that after a review of the governance structures of the PCC, she would want the organisation to "consider" whether it should seek to extend its remit to the blogosphere, a process that would involve discussion with the press industry, the public and bloggers (who would presumably have to volunteer to come beneath the PCC's umbrella).

She can consider all she wants. The press industry would love it (a socialist psudo-journalist once moaned at TheEye that she'd worked hard for some press journalism thingumy licence or other and bloggers were taking food from her mouth without being authorised by a closed-shop union) and the public wouldn't care. Blogs like the excellent G.O.T. would simply be amusingly abusive about the whole charade.

The PCC regulates the press online as well as in print, and its remit also extends to the Sun's radio operation, SunTalk.

Blogging, with its tradition of being free and unregulated, sees itself as very different. But is it really?"

Yes.

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Monday, November 16, 2009

McDoom 'To Apologise For Norman Conquest'



Gerald Warner at his best in the Telegraph. Worth reading the whole article, but here is a flavour:

Gordon Brown is set to make a public apology for the Norman Conquest. Last night close aides and Downing Street insiders categorically denied that any such move was being considered, fuelling the growing consensus that a fulsome apology is imminent. One source who requested not to be named said: “Gordon has always felt strongly about the Norman Conquest and its disastrous legacy of hereditary privilege and a class-based society.”

Another Labour insider commented: “The main concern is the trauma still being endured by people of Anglo-Saxon extraction. They lost their language, their social cohesion and their political autonomy as a consequence of this foreign invasion. While England has a long tradition of welcoming asylum seekers and the oppressed, arrogant Norman aristocrats on horseback are quite another proposition. A glance at the Bayeux Tapestry shows the kind of thuggish behaviour in which they indulged. When a King of England is struck in the eye by an arrow it is clear that a coach and horses is being driven through health and safety laws.”

Excellent work, that man.

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Tories Hit New Nanny State Depths


It was all meant to be so different, wasn't it? All of the nannying, the illiberal bans and preaching, the holier-than-thou attitude....all due to be swept away when McDoom becomes the longest ever serving Prime Minister never to have won a General Election. After next May, all was to be well. Bloggers like Devil's Kitchen and A Very British Dude were wrong to be scaremongering about alleged patriarchal attitudes of some of the incoming Government.

Well, this was Mike Penning, Shadow Health Minister, during a debate on health "inequalities" last week:


"I am becoming increasingly convinced that alcohol products should provide an indication of calorie content, because the simple fact is that if any of us or our partners were to go to any weight-reducing organisation, whether it is run by a local authority or is one of the national programmes, it would tell us that if we consume more than an average amount of alcohol, our weight will be difficult to control. I am a perfect example of that. Since I have given up drinking pints of one particular brand of alcohol - I will have to say that it is Guinness - I have lost in excess of two stone in six months. That was done on the advice of my cardiologist. Do I miss that particular form of alcohol enormously? To be truthful, yes. However, has giving it up helped me enormously? Yes, it has - it has cost me a few more pounds in suits, but I think it was worth while."

So, he is unable to make a simple lifestyle choice without the assistance of a cardiologist? Sure, if you stop drinking a fattening drink then you are likely to lose weight - that's logical and shouldn't need a heart surgeon to wheel out his Diploma in Stating The Bleedin' Obvious to confirm what any fule kno. Ditto, taking exercise helps. TheEye lost 3 stone after taking up rock-climbing* for example.

What's really concerning is that he thinks we actually need a little label by law on our drinks reading "Fattening Drinks Make You Fat".

Actually he may have a point. TheEye got confused last Friday between the number of calories and the number of alcoholic units you are supposed to have per day. It wasn't the 6 calorie single slice of bread for lunch which was the problem so much as the 3,261 units of wine that night.

* This is a complete lie.

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Odd One Out Competition


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Coming Soon To A Cinema Near You

The Taxpayers' Alliance have produced an advert which will be shown in cinemas across the UK from this Friday (20th). It concentrates on the financial cost and waste of the EU rather than sovereignty issues, which are obviously harder to get across in a 2 minute visual slot. It's a slick piece of work, the production is quite neat and it is in suitably predictable message nuggets to get the point across. Quite whether a cinema barely a tenth full of spotty youths who have sneaked into an 18 movie in the hope of seeing a glimpse of nipple will be the most productive audience for this message is debatable at best, though. Anyway, a good watchable clip.



It concludes with a plug for "Ten Years On - Britain Without The European Union" written by the usually erudite and well-expressed Dr. Lee Rotherham. Unfortunately the book, available free from the TPA, reads as though cobbled together by Peter Griffin from Family Guy. Set in 2020, the characters are excruciatingly cliched, one-dimensional, and about as realistic as McDoom apologising for bankrupting the country. But don't let that put you off ordering a copy - 22,000 other people already have.

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BFPO Closures - Update


Back in September this blog, Subrosa and others highlighted the stealth closure of crucial parts of the 200 year old British Forces Post Office - the on-base Postal Service for our servicemen.

The initial measure is to save £1.76M by withdrawing BFPO services to NATO HQs.  As part of Planning Round 09, this will result in the closure of 12 offices. The implications are far-reaching - setting aside the difficulties with mail, etc, not having a BFPO number will make life very difficult for anyone posted abroad. For example, a BFPO address confirms family identity as UK taxpayers whilst living abroad; it is recognised by banks and other financial institutions and allows security clearance vetting to be carried out on family members who need it much more swiftly and accurately.

In addition to losing the mail, the Post Office counter services will also disappear, leaving personnel and families to converse with the local civilian post office staff using the local language. Interestingly, it is ONLY NATO HQs which have been singled out for this treatment, thus generating a two-tier system with those 'former BAOR' units still having BFPO, while those in NATO have nothing.  This is the thin end of a very sensitive wedge - if NATO HQs go meekly it'll be the others next.

The places affected in this first tranche are:
BFPO 6   Lisbon Portugal
BFPO 8   Naples Italy
BFPO 26   SHAPE Belgium
BFPO 28   Brunssum Holland
BFPO 49   Brussels Belgium
BFPO 50   Stavanger Norway
BFPO 61   Milan Italy
BFPO 62   Valencia Spain
BFPO 63   Norfolk VA
BFPO 65   Rome Italy
BFPO 109   Ramstein Germany
BFPO 150   Karup Denmark

Rumours are circulating of a reprieve for BFPO 8 but that's as good as the news gets.

There is a petition on the No10 website about this which has attracted a splendid 49,270 signatures. We all know that these petitions are only of limited value but it would be a significant morale boost for the campaign to hit the 50,000 mark. Please help them do it, and if you have a blog and an interest in such matters then consider posting on this to give it a push.

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Saturday, November 14, 2009

"2012" - Is The Movie A Glimpse Of The Future?


Roland Emmerich's new end-of-the-world disaster film 2012 has a rollicking good time destroying every monument to man's architectural genius in the world. The Sistine Chapel is destroyed, as is the Vatican and the giant Christ the Redeemer statue in Rio de Janeiro. The White House gets flattened, too. All man's most well known landmarks get turned to dust by Emmerich's over-the-top movie effects team. But by the time the year 2012 rolls around, director Roland Emmerich is obviously saying that Islam has already been wiped off the face of the Earth before the end came. There are no Saudi scenes of mayhem and destruction in his film. No Iranian landmarks get caved in, no destruction of Mecca and Medina are shown in Emmerich's mashup masterpiece.

One can only conclude that Roland Emmerich has decided that Islam has been whipped out by an enraged Western civilization before the year 2012. Well, what other conclusion can you come to after Emmerich decides not to show any Muslim sites being destroyed in a film about the end of the world? I mean, if everything is being destroyed and he doesn't show any Muslim sites getting flattened, he MUST be saying that there aren't any Muslim sites left to flatten by the time 2012 rolls around... right?

So, there you have it folks. Director Roland Emmerich is positing a total genocide of all Muslims and a complete erasure of their history from the planet before the year 2012.

Either that or Roland Emmerich is just another boring self-hating, Hollywood coward that delights in wishing destruction and death to be visited upon the very civilization that brings him fortune and fame. And, gosh... we don't want that to be true, do we?

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Friday, November 13, 2009

Simple Swedish

TheEye received an email from reader Arthur recently who is British but fluent in Swedish. Remembering fondly the days of romancing a young lady from Sweden, TheEye has decided that this blog should impart a basic level of competency in the language to readers, and so please try this not-safe-for-work primer.

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PhotoShop Disaster O'The Day

Under heavy security, German Defence Minister Baron Karl-Theodor zu Guttenberg made a surprise visit to Afghanistan on Thursday to meet with international military commanders and Afghan officials.

In his first visit to the war-torn country since taking the helm at the Defence Ministry, Guttenberg was to hold talks with the head of NATO’s ISAF mission Gen. Stanley McChrystal, his Afghan counterpart Abdel Rahim Wardak and President Hamid Karzai.

At  least that's what we have been officially told. One quick glance at the photograph of this memorable event shows the Flying Baron in a magnificently Napoleonic pose - not even needing to support himself against the turbulent movement of the transport aircraft and impervious to the agony he must be feeling with that soldier's legs impaled on his scarily supersized trousers.




"Quick, find me a picture of a plane. Anything will do. And one of Karl, yes, yes, the one in direct sunlight will be just fine. Send them to Heinrich in Graphics quickly, he should be back from his kneipenbummel* by now."

* pub crawl. Never say AllSeeingEye isn't educational.

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Proof Reading Mistake O'The Day

From the ever odd Romanian Times:


Red-faced Latvian tourist chiefs have scrapped a campaign to promote the capital to English travellers when they realised their slogan had been mistranslated into: "Riga city - easy to go, hard to live."

The 500,000 GBP campaign showing off the city's cultural highlights was supposed to turn around Riga's current image as a destination for wild stag parties.

"It is very embarrassing. It was of course meant to say 'hard to leave'.

"But apparently nobody checked it properly before the leaflets and posters went to the printers," said one official.


The website liveriga.com is dead too. All in all a bit of a disaster. If this had been done back in the days of the Soviet occupation then there would be a few civil servants waking up in the salt mines this morning.

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Ronald Reagan

"There are no constraints on the human mind, no walls around the human spirit, no barriers to our progress except those we ourselves erect."

Lady Thatcher

"If you lead a country like Britain, a strong country, a country which has taken a lead in world affairs in good times and in bad, a country that is always reliable, then you have to have a touch of iron about you."

Voltaire

"Stand upright, speak thy thoughts, declare The truth thou hast, that all may share; Be bold, proclaim it everywhere: They only live who dare."

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