Saturday, May 23, 2009

G.O.T's Blog is having a spot of bother

So, here's a joke while I sort it out . . .



A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly
Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him
He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'
 
St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a
Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock move.'

'Oh', said the man. 'Whose clock is that?'
'That's Mother Teresa's', replied St. Peter. 'The hands have never
moved, indicating that she never told a lie.'

'Incredible', said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'
St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands
have moved twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his
entire life.'

'Where's Gordon Brown's clock?' asked the man.







'Brown's clock is in Jesus's office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.'

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Ronald Reagan

"There are no constraints on the human mind, no walls around the human spirit, no barriers to our progress except those we ourselves erect."

Lady Thatcher

"If you lead a country like Britain, a strong country, a country which has taken a lead in world affairs in good times and in bad, a country that is always reliable, then you have to have a touch of iron about you."

Voltaire

"Stand upright, speak thy thoughts, declare The truth thou hast, that all may share; Be bold, proclaim it everywhere: They only live who dare."

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