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Now for a serious blog All Seeing Eye is slightly too easily tempted to dip in to random odd stuff, and this is one of those moments.

World biggest boobs record holder Norma Stitz (read the name back again and think about it) has told how her 67 inch bust gets in the way of meeting men.

Norma, 50, (born Annie Hawkins-Turner) said in an interview (sorry no link) "When I meet a man I want them to be interested in me - not just my babies here. But most men can't even talk - they just stare."

Her boobs - which tip the scales at nearly 40lbs - have been officially recognised as the biggest ever natural breasts by Guinness World Records.

Norma said: "When people ask me why I don't just get a reduction I say 'Are you crazy?' I love my boobs and they are winning me a wonderful life.

"I've had offers from TV stations all over the world wanting me to come on and show them off."

Norma Stitz is a website entrepreneur and nude model. Not TheEye's cup of tea really so this post is added merely for light-hearted stupidity and the lingering thought that if she went on top she'd snap your spine like a rotten twig.