Thursday, March 12, 2009

It's My Body And I'll Die If I Want To

What better way to celebrate World Kidney Day than with a bottle of decent red wine? The answer is by opening a second...which will occur in the very near future here. Cheers!

TheEye does not smoke but does enjoy the occasional cigar after dinner. To celebrate National No Smoking Day yesterday a cigar the size of Mexico was deployed in the local bar.

Ah, I forgot you can't do that in the UK any more. Oh well, you voted for 'em.

We all have to stand up to these tyrants, do-gooders and general pain-in-the-backside privacy botherers in any way we can. When you stop fighting individually you surrender for all of us.

TheEye, however, would like to see a National No-National-Day Day. Why can't everyone just leave us alone for a while? Please?

4 comments:

Sue March 12, 2009 5:38 PM  

I just cracked open a San Miguel.. mmmm :) and it's nice and hot outside!

GrumpyOldTwat March 12, 2009 5:54 PM  

Just got in but I have a rule in my house; 'the bar' doesn't open until six during the week. Rest assured that serious imbibing will take place thereafter.

I think perhaps a Coonawarra Merlot will be the order of the day.

BTW, A National-No-National-Nothing-Leave-Us-In-Peace-For-24hrs-You-Twats-Day-Day would be an excellent idea.

Oh, and Sue, its bastard well raining here again today!

. . . . just off to wind the clocks forward . . . .

it's either banned or compulsory March 13, 2009 2:14 AM  

As a one-off how about a day of mass action/agitprop ( whatever that means ) invading the G20 and occupying the Smoking Lounge so thoughtfully provided for our leaders ?

All Seeing Eye March 13, 2009 2:24 AM  

EBC is hereby delegated to organise the event - TheEye will provide the cigars and hipflasks.

Ronald Reagan

"There are no constraints on the human mind, no walls around the human spirit, no barriers to our progress except those we ourselves erect."

Lady Thatcher

"If you lead a country like Britain, a strong country, a country which has taken a lead in world affairs in good times and in bad, a country that is always reliable, then you have to have a touch of iron about you."

Voltaire

"Stand upright, speak thy thoughts, declare The truth thou hast, that all may share; Be bold, proclaim it everywhere: They only live who dare."

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